me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:
Note: this is not ferret abuse, they really do enjoy being carried like sacks of potatos.
As a ferret owner I can confirm that my three ferrets do not give a single fuck about being held like that. A ferret WILL let you know if it doesn’t like how you’re holding it. But they like being turned into potato sacks for some reason.
Yeah ferrets get super limp sometimes when you hold them, plus they have a flexible spine and ribs, it doesn’t bother them a bit. They are just loose sacks of meat and kleptomania.
Me continuing to make my extremely niche posts while gesturing with a consenting ferret
Sometimes people will ask me things like “Oh no! I had a sexy dream with someone I’m not attracted to! What does it mean?”
Chances are, absolutely nothing. Sometimes your brain just churns out garbage because it can. Don’t worry about it.
The only sex dreams I’ve ever had were about Belle’s dad from beauty and the beast (shower sex) and a genuinely traumatizing dream about Mozart
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@paulblart-mallgoth Okay but are we talking like. Live action Belle’s dad? Because Kevin Kline is genuinely quite dashing, in an odd sort of way. Or are we talking Cartoon Belle’s Dad. Because like. Then the best I can tell you is your subconscious decided to play out a real life shitpost in the dreamscape.
No it was cartoon Maurice and he was very flexible
I changed my mind. Most sex dreams are nonsense garbage but this specific one actually does reveal your inner truths.
